Well, I stole this from

(although at first I had no intention of doing it if she tagged me, then I thought it'd be fun and decided to do it anyway

)
The rules:
Go to Google and search the phrase. Type in the first answer. Tag 3 friends. Please be mature and use your REAL 1st name...
Use the first thing that comes up that makes sense.
Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: "Hazel needs a home"
Apparently my family moved away and couldn't take me with them :< Home me
Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: "Hazel looks like her dad"
True, actually

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: "Hazel says hello"
Fair 'nuff
Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: "Hazel wants to sell less TO souvenirs"
Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: "Hazel does an item song for Mitta vs Mitta!"

...
Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: "Hazel hates cats"
LIEZ!

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: "Hazel asks Big Supermarkets to give Farepak Families a "hamper" Christmas"
Like hell, let'em starve
Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: "Hazel Goes Nuts After Online Shop is Pulled"
Noooooooooooooooooooooooo :< I need my ebay!
Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
A: "Hazel, likes to lie in bed and dream about opening presents"
Hell yes C:
Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
A: "Hazel eats some toast"
Well that's boring...
Q: Type in "[your name] wears" in Google search:
A: "'hazel wears leaves the size of squirrels feet"

....
Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: "Hazel was arrested for public intoxication"

and

! I CHOOSE YOU! D:<
Devious Comments
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"PRESENT IS THE TIME INCLUDING ALL TIMES
EACH SECOND IS ETERNITY AS ETERNITY IS NOW
AND NOW IS FOREVER..."
Dream
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Everyone has their price, shame no-one can afford mine.
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I'm a soldier of the Condom Army
Go get your condom on! [link]
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Everyone has their price, shame no-one can afford mine.
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I'm a soldier of the Condom Army
Go get your condom on! [link]
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They're eating her! And then, they're going to eat me!... OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (yes fine I got rid of the plz account, TheBuild, you smartass)
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Everyone has their price, shame no-one can afford mine.
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They're eating her! And then, they're going to eat me!... OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (yes fine I got rid of the plz account, TheBuild, you smartass)
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Everyone has their price, shame no-one can afford mine.
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They're eating her! And then, they're going to eat me!... OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (yes fine I got rid of the plz account, TheBuild, you smartass)
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Everyone has their price, shame no-one can afford mine.
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They're eating her! And then, they're going to eat me!... OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (yes fine I got rid of the plz account, TheBuild, you smartass)
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Dude, you fugly
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I am the Neko Medic for RED :3. Flu shot :3?
I love Shaharaj
Je t'aime Shaharaj
Amo Shaharaj
Myah ^w^
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Siendo un frakaso, la vida es mas sabroooosa!
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I think Adult Swim's gonna sue somebody!
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Siendo un frakaso, la vida es mas sabroooosa!
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I think Adult Swim's gonna sue somebody!
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I think Adult Swim's gonna sue somebody!
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Siendo un frakaso, la vida es mas sabroooosa!
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I am the Neko Medic for RED :3. Flu shot :3?
I love Shaharaj
Je t'aime Shaharaj
Amo Shaharaj
Myah ^w^
*runs away in fear*
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Everyone has their price, shame no-one can afford mine.
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Everyone has their price, shame no-one can afford mine.
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